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What's Hitlers least favorite planet?'Jewpiter' -Ben Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven! Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?A canoe tips How do you get 100 jews into a car?Throw a quarter in it.How do you get them out again?Tell them Hilter is driving. How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray. How do you know you have a queer Jew? He likes money more than girls. Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up What is a Jews biggest dilemma?Free pork Whey do Jews have such big noses?Cuz all the airs free. Whats the object of Jewish football?To get the quarter back. How was copper wire invented?2 Jews fighting over the same penny What language does Jewish homo speak?Heblew What did the little German boy get for his birthday?Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes? They put parking meters on the roof. Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?They heard that someone dropped a quarter What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party. Whats Jewish doggy style?You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead. What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?He breaks his nose. - Mandy What's faster than a speeding bullet?A jew with a coupon. - John Why did Hitler kill himself?He saw his gas bill -Goose What's the difference between a jew and Santa?Santa goes down the chimney! -christoph A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street, on the other side they saw a young boy walking.The priest looked at the rabbi and said, "Let's screw him!", the rabbi replied, "Outta what?" -Kris What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?Can I help you pack your shit? -Joel How do you know when you're in a gay church?Only half the congregation kneels to pray! -Robyn What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?May I push your stool in? -Pete What does AIDS stand for?Anally Injected Death Sentence. -Pete A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers" How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?The hotdogs taste like shit! Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?" How do you fit three gays on one barstool?Turn it upside-down! -syanide-mike What do you call a ship full of fags?The navy! -Jake What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?Rolaids -Chris What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! -zeiglar What did one gay sperm say to the other?How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit? What do you call a mix between a Homo and a Dinosaur?A Mega-sore-ass! -Tom What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?A "Lickalotapus" - Otto What kind of dog would a lesbian never have?A weiner dog! - Liz Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?They caught him drinking on the job - Otto What do you call a lesbian eskimo?A Klondike - otto What's the first symptom of AIDS?A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum. - fat ginger What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!! - jahjah
When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire! -joe
What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali! -Bob
What do you call a pretty Paki?
Asif! -Josh
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner! -O'Donovan
What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map! -O'Donovan
Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!Martyrs have more fun!Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!Uncle oSAMa wants you!
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic! -will
Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!
What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?
A turban! -DavidWhy are camels the submarines of the desert?They're full of Iraqi semen! -luke What's the difference between an American girl and an arab girl?American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.